The grotto was particularly untidy one Christmas, 2017, i think... There was washing on the floor and dishes piled high in the kitchen...

Whenever Christmas afternoon got boring, Santa was often found in the chair, loudly snoring ! His huffs and puffs were so very loud.......

The Christmas that Santa's alarm clock couldn't stop ringing... It was noisier than Mrs Christmas's singing... As soon as the clock...

Every year, the job of Gerome the gnome, Was to dig up a fir tree for their grotto home... He got up early....half past six, Out in the...

In the band, Santa huffed and puffed with all his might.... Even though he tried, he couldn't get a note quite right ! His favourite...

When Santa finished his trip around the world....his tummy rumbled, his head twirled.... His eyes were bigger than his belly...which...

On a cold, cold Winter's Christmas day, Santa always had a bowl of porridge when he got in on his sleigh.... Usually, it was warming and...

Whenever Santa decorated his grotto home... From the kitchen drawer was brought a ball of string by Gerome the gnome.... The ball of...

As he was travelling around Snetterton Circuit one Wintery day, Santa ran out of petrol and crashed his sleigh.... Out fell a million and...

The snowman was feeling the cold... Winter was much harder now he was getting old .... Mrs Christmas's knitting needles had flown its...

Out in the garden, in the cold, cold snow.... The snowman was all alone by himself, don't you know... Every night, beneath the stars,...

As Santa was passing Windsor one day... He called in at Legoland and there he did stay... In the car park, he put his sleigh, And built a...

One Christmas Santa was bought a ticket... To a Coldplay concert...on the fridge he did stick it ! All December, Santa looked forward...

Last Christmas day....Santa was soooo very drunk... He scared away the garden skunk ! He wobbled along the garden path... Tripped and...

Santa's sleigh was on a go-slow...you know, It was so loaded with presents, it felt more like a plough... He parked it by the race...

Last Christmas, Santa got stuck in a bog... He rested on a log and spotted a spotty frog... The frog was taking it easy, catching juicy...

At last Christmas had come to Manchester ! In the Arndale Centre it couldn't be faster... In all the shops, there were great things to...

The Christmastown band was the best in the land... Music played whenever the fairy waved her magic wand... The guitar did strum... In...

One Christmas, Santa dropped off on the Sports Direct roof... He almost didn't hit the spot... And narrowly missed the chimney pot... One...

Santa advertised for some help in the news... He held an interview at the grotto to see who to choose.... There was a frog who couldn't...