Santa and the New Nissan Around Snetterton Circuit

As he was travelling around Snetterton Circuit one Wintery day,

Santa ran out of petrol and crashed his sleigh....

Out fell a million and one Christmas gifts.....

To pick them up took a million muscly squats and lifts !

Rudolph was glad to be rid of the heavy load....

His hooves trod on the flowers at the side of the road...

Taking a rest for a minute or two....

He huffed and puffed as Santas often do...

And did a little bit of window shopping...

Hed usually passed the Nissan dealer without stopping...

A beautiful range of shiny cars he spotted...

To replace the broken down sleigh he suddenly plotted....

A bike might be easier to park...

A juggernaut would be safer in the dark...

A sports car would be quicker by far....

Even walking boots that he could leave by the bar....

He was sorry, the dealer said,

We dont have a lorry painted in red...

Try one of these instead, he suggested....

Pointing out a Hyundai - Santa was barrel-chested !

The Hyundai glistened in the Sun....

The shine it made dazzled everyone !

Four doors...and a boot...

The dealer asked 'Does it suit?'

Santa particularly liked the air conditioning....

When it was minus 100 degrees and outside was freezing...

The colour black matched his sack...

Now all he had to do was pack ...!!!

That year outside each child's home...

Santa screeched to a halt and out jumped a gnome !

At 70 miles per hour...

The Hyundai was super-power !

It didnt even matter there was an icy snow shower !