Santa's Lamborghini & the Great Christmas Race at Knockhill

Santa's sleigh was on a go-slow...you know,

It was so loaded with presents, it felt more like a plough...

He parked it by the race course...and things raced by shortly afterwards, of course...

The horse, of course, wanted to race...

And quickly trotted all over the place...

Rudolph the reindeer tried jogging...

Just like me he started blogging...

He headed off without a trace...

And in his place, left an empty space...

The horse followed, hot on his trail...

His mane flowing and flapping his tail...

When it came to racing, he was no slow snail...

As he reached the stables...he kicked over the water pail...

"This just won't do !" Santa thought...

So instead of a sleigh, a Lamborghini he bought...

He'd saved all Christmas for the cash and was fraught...

Now all of them in the race, Santa caught...

The fairy had a little car that was the slowest and didn't go far !

Mrs Christmas had a bike...which meant she didnt have to hike !

Gerome the gnome had walking boots...

That didn't quite match his lengthy suits...

All of them together head off en route...

Merrily singing and giving their horns a TOOT ! TOOT !

They rushed to the grotto just in time for dinner....

Of course, Santa in the Lamborghini was the winner !

As he flashed past...everyone was in awe...

Of Santa's fantastic vehicle,,, zooming down the hall !!!