Santa's most magical Christmas was the one he and the gang had dinner at the Travelodge in Christmastown.... As off course, they were...

Each year, Christmas only started to begin, Whenever Santa delivered presents at the Holiday Inn... One year, he crash landed on the...

Santa visited the launderette.... Washing and cleaning his clothes all wet... A fresh, crisp shirt... Mrs Christmas's skirt all went into...

If you're Santa, you need to be on time, Not caught in the pub, drinking lager and lime .... But if you need to walk the dog... No point...

Santa crash landed one Christmas Eve on top of the Hilton....he didn't want to leave ! Was supposed to be landing at the airport...along...

Santa's Christmas always began, With a shopping list made for everyone... So off he zoomed to Golden Square, There were fairy lights...

Santa thought music was magic...and Key 103 was just the trick! On his sleigh, was a radio....that magically played a million channels,...

Santa's Christmas began right here... Visiting the INTU in Trafford where... He shopped till he dropped, With no time to spare... On the...

One Christmas, as he was on his way around the Milky Way, Santa accidentally dropped his phone - probably around Biscay Bay... He knew he...

Mrs Christmas was moaning a bit.... "Every Christmas i never get a chance to sit !" "I cook dinner from eight to late... You don't even...

Gordon Ramsey's greatest ever Christmas dinner, Was for Santa - what a winner ! He made a list back in November, Of all the goodies he...

Christmas is snowy and sometimes wet, You can get cold outside on a sleigh i bet... No cause for a alarm, you can keep warm, Dancing in...

When you are Santa, you need to be, Knowledgable about baubles and a Christmas tree... You need to know, How to make a man from snow -...

Gerome the gnomes favourite was the Italian dish pasta... He tried to eat it slower, but he could only eat it faster ! A good lasagne or...

The Christmas that Santa bought Mrs Christmas a Jamie Oliver cook book, didn't turn out quite as planned.... When the wand fell from the...

The Christmas Santa came to Isabelle's house, Santa very nearly trod on the mouse ! Santa landed his sleigh on the roof, Rudolph knocked...

One year, Santa's SATNAV broke down.... The wind had become decidedly worse and off course, they were completely blown... Santa wasn't...

Every December, there was so much to remember... Santa wrote his shopping list, sometime in September... Everyone in the grotto wanted...

Santa's Christmas party every year, was hale and hearty, with plenty of cheer.... But after being played so much, His gramaphone didn't...

Every Boxing day, Santa had a lie in till lunch, He'd worked so hard with the elves and gnomes bunch ! He pulled the covers over his...