Santa's Day at Christmas School

When you are Santa, you need to be,

Knowledgable about baubles and a Christmas tree...

You need to know,

How to make a man from snow -

When it comes to the universe,

You must know which way to go.

If you didn't know stars,

You'd end up on Mars...

Without reading map, you wouldn't get far...

How to wrap and pack a sack....

You need to piece together a toy railway track!

So before things got any worse,

Santa enrolled on a Christmas course !

Santa's day at Christmas school started with him breaking every rule. He broke the door and every law...but one things for sure, he wasn't a bore !!!

What Santa found shocking,

Was the hole in his stocking....so Mrs Christmas knit it with a stitch inter- locking !!!

He wrote in his book, what lessons he took...

When the teacher wrote a Christmas list, he took another look...

Then Santa studied about the sleigh,

To make sure it zoomed right on Christmas Day...

He learned about the engine and how to keep the paintwork gay !

He also learned about Christmas dinner....but to be truthful, Mrs Christmas's was more a winner !!!

He wrote a million Christmas cards...and also about magic too....

But to be honest, the Christmas fairy was better, when it came to performing tricks

As fairies do !

There were hymm singers and bell ringers,

Christmas pud bringers and flan flingers !!!

Eventually, as the robin did see,

There were mistletoe kisses with the Missus,

Then home by five for tea !!!