The Christmas Santa Had His Christmas Dinner at the Farmers' Arms

Mrs Christmas was moaning a bit....

"Every Christmas i never get a chance to sit !"

"I cook dinner from eight to late...

You don't even wash a plate, mate !"

Ive had an idea ! Gerome cried out !

This Christmas let's all have dinner out !

They booked a table....for 3 o clock on Christmas day,

There would be plenty space to park the sleigh...

And took a look at the menu to see what goodies lay ahead...Santa ironed his suit in red !

There was lots to choose,

It was in the news...there would be a band playing the blues !!!

There was of course turkey...always a winner !!! ...

Santa knew on Boxing day, he'd be no

thinner !!!

"For me, the beef !" said the fairy....

Knowing the Farmers' Arms would be extra - ordinairy !

One of the elves chose salmon,

Another gammon....

There was even a sandwich with smoked ham on !

It was no surprise, Santa hoped there'd be mince pies...

And enough champagne to bleary his eyes !!!! LOL

When they arrived, there were streamers and balloons galore....even a party hat for the

cat asleep on the floor !

Ribbons and crackers....nuts for the snackers! One went BANG ! Which Santa thought crackers !

"I'd better put in, my pair of false teeth!", exclaimed Gerome, sipping an aperitif !

There was quite a din, as they all tucked in...

With tens of types of soups - they didn't know where to begin !

Onto the main course, of course,

Santa told a joke (which couldn't have been much worse !)

To end the meal...in the Christmas deal...

There were coffees and mints with real appeal !

The fairy and robin sipped on a gin,

The goblin gave Santa a full up kind of grin !!!

At the Farmers' Arms, they celebrated in style...

They soon would be back for New Year in a while !!!