Gordon Ramsey's Magic Greatest Ever Christmas Dinner

Gordon Ramsey's greatest ever Christmas dinner,

Was for Santa - what a winner !

He made a list back in November,

Of all the goodies he had to remember...

A turkey for the table,

(So big it needed a stable !).

He munched as many nuts as he was able...

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The soup for starter was parsnip...so much you could almost sink a ship !

A bread crust...champagne for the toast,

Three kinds of potatoes....boiled, mashed and roast !

Onto the vegetables...many a type,

When they were peeled Gordon invited Santa on skype...

Rudolph's mouth began to water,

As the carrots he spied ! How many he'd brought there...

There were peas upto his knees...

And fifteen different types of cheese...

What could be better...than a pastrami and ham platter ?

(Though Gordon hoped Santa wouldn't get any fatter !)...Don't worry, Santa, it really doesn't matteŕ !

Santa's favourite was the gravy that Gordon made....

And of course all the fizzy lemonade !

There was beef and even gammon...

Prawns in Mary Rose and a large fresh salmon...

Santa was delighted and soon got stuck in...

As well as the gnomes who began to tuck in...

The elves helped themselves to chutneys off the shelves...

Quite a feat for two short elves !

When the food had all gone...and the speeches were done...

They danced all night with the gramaphone on !