Santa's Christmas Dinner at the Holiday Inn

Each year, Christmas only started to begin,

Whenever Santa delivered presents at the Holiday Inn...

One year, he crash landed on the roof....

Rudolph kicked a rooftile off with his clumsy big hoof !

Santa slid down the chimney pot,

To look at the menu and see what they'd got !

He sat by fire which was cosy and hot...

& took off his boots which smelled a right lot !

Santa listened to the band and the trumpet,

Which played while eating a hot, buttered crumpet !

He sang a hymm - while shepherds watched,

And noticed his socks needed to be patched...

He booked a room overnight,

As his sleigh needed fixing, he had to sit tight...

Room 359 was spacious and clean...

It even had a coffee making machine...

After a glass of wine, he took a nap,

Delivering all those presents, he was a tired old chap...

On the wall was a picture of a flower,

Santa headed off into the shower...

In the hot water and the bubbles,

He sang a tune and made some puddles...

Soon it was dinner time...up the stairs he did climb...

To the restaurant for a jolly old time !

He chose the steak and a cake with a flake...

You wouldn't believe the crumbs he did make...

And he decided to take a milkshake...

As he ate a bread roll and butter...

In the Christmas fairy did flutter...

And sat on the top of the Christmas tree....

She waved her wand, Santa clapped his hand...

And Gerome the gnome arrived carrying a pot of tea...

The Holiday Inn had it all...

Even a carol singer in the hall...

No wonder he didn't want to leave...

And stay until New Year's Eve...

So in fairies you really should believe !