The Christmas that Santa fell asleep, he had trouble keeping his eyes open at all.... He'd been working hard all year, all Fall....so was...

The Christmas that Santa landed on the roof, And Rudolph smashed the rooftiles, with his clumsy hoof.... Mrs Christmas & Santa decided to...

CRASH ! BANG ! WHALLOP ! "Ouch !", the Robin cried out, "Here comes Santa - everyone watch out !"..... Despite his new driving lessons,...

One Christmas, at Santa's beard, Mrs Christmas stared, "Santa, it's scary ! you're so hairy !" Mrs Christmas declared... On the sleigh, I...

Every year, Christmas was so very dear in the grotto, That Mrs Christmas worried how they would pay for it all... And bought a ticket for...

Mrs Christmas and Gerome the Gnome wanted to pay their bills on - line for their grotto home, They had been to an IT class - gerome the...

The Christmas that Santa sent his presents by DHL.....Christmas was all boxed up and wasn't the all - round usual Christmas that happened...

The Christmas that Santa gate-crashed, Mrs Christmas bought Santa driving lessons as a gift.... To be honest, she needed a lift, stuck on...

The Christmas that Santa sent everyone a Clintons' Christmas card was an "all-write" Christmas indeed ! Christmas turned into something...

Like everyone in Christmasland knows, Iceland is the best place one goes when it snows..... Santa's favourite place to shop and scoff,...

The Christmas that Santa shopped at ALDI Was the best celebration ever...it didn't even matter about the weather !!! Santa headed off on...

As ever before Christmas the grotto was busy, Santa's head was in such a spin, he was feeling dizzy ! Hammering and sawing, Painting,...

Every year, Santa's favourite place to go, Was shopping at his local TESCO.... They had juice and wines galore, Great for the party with...

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, Santa was left in the dark...... He couldn't see where to park, He didn't know which way to...

Rudolph complained that Winter was getting cold - Christmases were harder now he was getting old..... My red nose doesnt shine so bright,...

The Christmas that Santa's boiler burst wasn't one of the best...it was one of the worst... Mrs Christmas was getting in the shower,...

Every Christmas, as Santa got older, he found, it became more difficult to cover ground. Every year, around the world seemed much...

The Christmas that Santa arrived by pizza delivery van was the tastiest Christmas ever. The Christmas that Santa and Mrs Christmas ate...

The Christmas that Santa got a puncture was a bit flat indeed. The sleigh went only 5 miles per hour....without very much speed.... Santa...

Whenever the hungry housefly gets ill, It’s off to Warrington hospital to take a pill… He zooms around ward C23, Delivers a baby (before...