The Christmas Mrs Christmas Made Santa Take Out Home Insurance

CRASH ! BANG ! WHALLOP ! "Ouch !", the Robin cried out,

"Here comes Santa - everyone watch out !".....

Despite his new driving lessons, Santa was still hopeless at parking,

He couldn't stop without the paintwork marking !

He was so worried, he'd be late,

Santa bashed into the garden gate !

Then he crashed into the Christmas tree,

And smashed the window, going for his tea....

When he bumped into the door,

The handle fell onto the floor....

Between his boots the cat went rushing out ...

Santa slipped and in a puddle went splashing about !

Mrs. Christmas came running in....

Wondering what was making all that din....

In the oven, she'd left the mince pies cooking,

(Gerome the gnome ate 3, while nobody was looking !)....

Trouble is, the oven began to overheat....

To 101 degress, as Santa got to his feet....

A burnt smell and a cloud of smoke,

In the kitchen made everyone choke....

What we need, is insurance, indeed,

So off the Christmas fairy heaed off at speed....

After a few quick quotes, and a short payment,

They reimbursed the money they'd spent....

"Thanks heavens for **** insurance !" the elves loudly declared,

So the grotto's Christmas was completely spared !!!