The Christmas Santa Shopped at Iceland

Like everyone in Christmasland knows,

Iceland is the best place one goes when it snows.....

Santa's favourite place to shop and scoff,

Was (of course) Iceland to stop off....

He parked his sleigh at the side of the bus station,

Wow ! He loved the Christmas vacation...

Turkey roast for Christmas dinner,

No wonder Santa wasn't getting any thinner !

Roast potatoes and parsnips galore.....so many carrots they reached to the door !

A billion peas (right upto his knees!),

Tons of different flavours of cheese !

Santa "atishooed!!!" and let out a sneeze,

Well, the temperature was minus fifteen degrees !

Santa looked at all the biscuits they'd got.....

It took all Christmas to try and eat the lot !

One of the elves loved mince pies,

So Santa bought him six packets as a surprise !

Some ice-cream, profiteroles and a bottle of wine....

In Iceland heaven, Santa was having a jolly old rhyme.....

He loaded the sleigh every Christmastime,

Then headed off to the pub for a lager and lime...

It took seen reindeers to pull the sleigh,

Stacked with goodies for Christmas day !!!!!