The Christmas that Santa Got A New Hairdo

One Christmas, at Santa's beard, Mrs Christmas stared,

"Santa, it's scary ! you're so hairy !" Mrs Christmas declared...

On the sleigh, I really must say,

You may not even see the way !

(So Santa made an appointment at the hairdresser's for the day before Christmas day !)....

He arrived ten minutes early,

Couldn't decide if straight or curly ....

Short or long, fringe or not,

Santa couldn't believe how many combs they'd got !

Blonde, brunette or black,

Short, back and sides,

Sasnta even tried on one of the hairdressers slides !

A bit here, a little trim there,

In Santa's hairdressers, there were cutting everywhere !

The hairdresser snipped, and Santa soon slipped,

On a pool of shampoo on the flkoor that had dripped !

He landed with a CRASH ! Bumped into Rudolph with a BASH !

Three cans of hairspray he absolutely did SMASH !

The Robin Redbreast went flying about,

"OUCH !" Santa loudly cried out ...

It was turning into a flash of a Christmas, no doubt....

After a wash, cut and Christmas blow, Santa was soon ready to go....

With his new hairdo to the grotto Christmas do !