The Christmas that Santa Took Driving Lessons

The Christmas that Santa gate-crashed, Mrs Christmas bought Santa driving lessons as a gift....

To be honest, she needed a lift, stuck on the top of a hill, in the middle of a snowdrift !

Santa started up his sleigh, hoping to make a hasty getaway....

(And be back in time for Christmas Day !)

Mrs Christmas started to complain, it was beginning to snow and rain,

Oh what a pain ! The sleigh was broke again....

Just as Santa tut, the sleigh was put, in a rut....

And Santa got his car out of the hut....

Quickly, Mrs Christmas had an idea, driving lessons could be his gift this year !

A £10 voucher wouldn't be all that dear,

Santa would eventually learn to steer and crank up a gear !

Santa put the key, right in the lock, parking his car by the Grandfather clock,

It wasn't long before the engine stopped....and Santa ran aground by the side of a rock !

Shortly after taking a nap,

Santa checked the Sat Nav and the map...

Headed off toward the Watford Gap....

Santa rolled off down the road,

With a million presents - it was a heavy load !

(For a week, he'd been studying the Highway code !)

The engine spluttered and began to explode !

Just as Santa stopped at the traffic light,

(Rudolph was clearly hanging on tight !)

Then almost like the sleigh, the car took off in flight !

And zoomed across the universe, like a meteorite !

Christmas was really quite magical indeed !

The fairy had waved her magic wand and Santa sped off at speed !

Santa turned left .... and right again,

On a magic car-sleigh ride - one hundred and ten per cent !