The Christmas that Santa Lost his Spectacles

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, Santa was left in the dark......

He couldn't see where to park,

He didn't know which way to walk.....

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles he simply couldn't see,

What Mrs Christmas had cooked for tea,

Or where he ought to be....

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, he tripped over the cat,

Didn't know this from that,

Broke three eggs with a SPLAT !!!

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, he sat on a fairy light,

Nothing looked bright that night,

To his sleigh, he clung on tight....

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, he fell right off the chair,

He looked everywhere....didn't even have a spare....

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, the robin almost got squashed,

The dishes didn't even get washed,

The elves and the gnomes gate - crashed !!!

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, Santa meant to chop his beard,

But snipped his nose how wierd !!!

Just as Mrs Christmas had feared.....

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, on his way to the post, he got lost !

Couldn't see his map of the coast....

He even thought he saw a ghost !!!

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, Santa bumped into the door,

Lost his key upon the floor,

Heard the clock chime half past 4 !!!

The Christmas that Santa lost his spectacles, he kicked over his wellies,

Skidded on the Christmas jellies,

Bumped into one of his tellies !

Mrs Christmas said "All is not done....you were reading the Sun",

And when he looked there they were between pages twenty and twenty-one !!!

Special Spectacles

How many words can you find in the dictionary with the letters S P E C ?