As usual on Christmas Day, after his touring, Santa was asleep in the chair, loudly snoring.... The Queen's speech was done and the...

This Christmas, for a little while, Poor old Santa had forgotten how to smile... Should have known to be more wary but... He'd eaten a...

Mrs Christmas was really fed up... Gerome the gnome had broke another cup washing up ! There was dust all over the house The cheese had...

One Christmas, Santa's sleigh broke down.... The wheel fell off on the other side of town... The local hotel was completely booked up.......

Although Santa always tried to deliver presents as quickly as he could, One Christmas, Santa's sleigh got stuck in the mud ! Rudolph the...

"Fairy Mary, my boots need cleaning !", cried Santa, "They're full of mud and at last night's party got covered in Fanta !" The Christmas...

Santa was really very unfit... It was all those mince pies - his kit didn't fit... His buttons came off when he went to sit... As he...

Last Christmas as a gift, Santa got a fitbit from the robin... So off on Christmas morning, he quickly set off joggin' !!! At half past...

One Christmas Santa went out to catch a trout.... But when his fishing rod was swinging about... I bet you cannot guess what he caught,...

One Christmas the snowman and the scarecrow were stood outside in the snow.... It was cold and dark - they didn't have anywhere else to...

One Christmas, the goose slipped its noose... Before long, around the grotto it was completely loose... Around the garden and over the...

One Christmas, in the grotto, there was cause for alarm...when the turkey ran away from Farmer Giles farm... It didnt like the idea of...

Usually, in Winter, Rudolph caught a cold... Thats why his nose shines, or so i am told.... Usually at a minus hundred degrees... His...

Santa in his garden needed a new fountain.... One he could see from the top of Kilamanjaro mountain... He popped off to B n Q, To look...

One Christmas on one of his round the world trips, Santa stopped off for fish n chips... He didn't fancy a fishcake or two... Not even a...

One Christmas Santa came to Muxton on his sleigh He stopped at Lily and Kaitlin's on the way. ... Bodie was rushing around so the gate...

When the grotto needed to celebrate.... A glass of lemonade they enjoyed at eight ! With a dozen mince pies they hungrily ate...served by...

One Christmas, the robin lost his way, Somewhere around Norway, he fell off Santa's sleigh... Luckily, the FC had been eating tasty mince...

One Christmas when Rudolph had made the soup lumpy, Santa was feeling particularly grumpy... He decided to sack Rudolph there on the...

Santa was feeling musical, one Christmas day, The fairy gave him a xylophone and soon he was PLONKING away.... As he opened the...