Santa's Boring Christmas Day Afternoon
- jjacquir
- Dec 29, 2017
- 2 min read
As usual on Christmas Day, after his touring,
Santa was asleep in the chair, loudly snoring....
The Queen's speech was done and the television boring...
He even considered doing the flooring,
But the weather was cold and the rain was pouring...
He read a magazine for five minutes or so....
But nothing much was happening, the day was going really slow...
The run up to Christmas had simply flown....
But now every party in the town had been thrown...
Christmas day afternoon was a bit of a let down...
He wrote a letter to see if the time would pass better...
It didn't really work and the weather was wetter...
After the greatest ever parcels air drop...
Christmas was turning out to be a flop...
Tried to chat to the fairy, but she'd gone to the shop....
Mrs Christmas was busy in the kitchen with her mop...
Gerome the gnome had an idea....
To put the fun back into Christmas and all the festive cheer !
A game of Cluedo (and a glass of
beer !)...
Followed by a sleigh ride with Rudolph to steer !
What an murderous game it was to play...
Before long, the crew was ho-ho-ho ing away...
In from the cold, the snowman did stagger...
Into the lounge, with the gun and the dagger !
With Reverend Green and Miss Scarlett...
It was funniest afternoon ever seen, in Christmastown, yet, I bet...
Professor Plum...in the kitchen did come ...
Tied up the rope....ate the odd mince pie crumb !
In the Cluedo library, Santa read a book...
On the rules of the game and get more luck !
In the conservatory, Mrs White,
Gave Mr Peacock a bit of a fright...
Crept up with the lead piping at night...
Guessing who did...the fairy was right !!!
Task look at your Cluedo Board Game.....
Spell out the names of the rooms, people and weapons then highlight them in the poem...
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