The Christmas that Santa Got A Fitbit

Last Christmas as a gift, Santa got a fitbit from the robin...

So off on Christmas morning, he quickly set off joggin' !!!

At half past eight...some porridge he ate...

Put his trainers on and soon was gone...he really couldn't wait !!!

All the way from Earth, he ho - ho - ho'ed with mirth....

He'd done a thousand miles by the time he'd reached Forth of Firth !

.....and kept on running for all he was worth !!! (Until he'd lost three inches off his girth !)

Towards Liverpool and the River Mersey...

Then over the Chanel to the isle of Jersey....

A thousand miles on..he reached London...

Competed in the marathon and even won !

He zoomed on further onto France..From the top of the Eifel Tower he took a glance...

The fitbit said...1200 miles in red...

All of that since getting out of bed !

He read his fitbit as he dodged the cars...

Through the stars .... a million miles towards Mars !

He continued on towards the equator...

Where the fitbit was almost gobbled up by an alligator !

A thousand miles later...

He was drinking lemonade from a waiter...

On Sydney Harbor Bridge...with ice and lemon straight from a fridge !

Sat in the Midday Sun...the fitbit read five thousand and one...

He huffed and puffed as he continued to run...

In the North Pole, Santa fell into an eskimo's hole...

Another peep at the fitbit he stole...

Ten thousand miles - he was on a roll !

But he didn't stop there...off to the universe where...

On his way he was nearly bit by a Polar bear !

By the time that Santa returned home...

He'd shrunk so much, he was the size of a gnome !

As he sat down to rest his feet...one of Mrs Christmas's dinners he did eat...

The fit bit glowed in the heat...3 million miles - that can't be beat !!!