Every year, Christmas was such a rush... Delivering presents round the world made Santa blush... He couldn't wait to get home... And tuck...

Every Christmas Santa hoped to be, off on his way by half past three... He piled up the sleigh eventually... And quickly gobbled down all...

Santa was broke... He didn't have a penny... He'd spent all his savings on gifts....there were so many... He still wanted Christmas to be...

Santa's big fat cat, Sat all day on Santa's mat... He was so fat...everyone thought he was a lion... Santa tripped over him when he went...

Christmas is such a hectic time of year, That it's easy to forget what makes Christmas cheer... A million things to remember... Santa...

Whenever the gnomes played charades... They ended up fighting...just like with cards... "You're a cheat !" Gerome cried out... "Should be...

The Christmas Santa tripped on a rock... Santa slipped and skid in his socks ! He really was a heavy lump... And landed with a heavy BUMP...

Every Christmas, Santa's sleigh got fuller... Rudolph found it was getting harder to pull her... So he decided to "fill his cart with...

One year, back in 1962, i think.... Again Santa had too much to drink... He thought Christmas was over... So couldn't believe his eyes......

Santa's sleigh hadn't worked for a while.... So instead in a BMW he arrived in style.... After a mile, he flew over Fylde.... Carrying...

This year, Santa had more presents than ever, So he wanted a vehicle a little more clever... He looked at a van sold by a man named...

Santa's sleigh was all clapped out... There was lots of clanging about... The engine was faulty and a screw fell out... The lights...

The Christmas Santa bought Rudolph a Ford pick up truck.... Santa got completely carried away... As he headed away Christmas day......

On Christmas Eve, after taking around gifts quite hasty, Santa often had an appetite for something tasty... His tummy rumbled, as through...

One Christmas, the sleigh crashed into the Moon... Santa hoped a bus would be coming by soon, When he looked the fairy had sent a Virgin...

As soon as Santa reached his grotto home... His boots were taken off by Gerome the gnome... The gnome put the boots by the door, As Mrs...

Santa was always up early....brushed his hair and shaved his beard curly... After the busy night before...with his boots left lying on...

Santa bought an aeroplane.... To get across the Chanel quicker on his way to Spain.... Although he liked his sleigh a lot... It didn't...

As everyone knows, Santa all over the world goes... As does SKY with its satellite shows... So one Christmas Santa was delighted... When...

Santa's Chef & Brewer Christmas took the biscuit ! In fact, there were crumbs everywhere...that the robin pecked up beneath the chair !...