The Christmas Santa's Suit Wripped

The Christmas Santa tripped on a rock...

Santa slipped and skid in his socks !

He really was a heavy lump...

And landed with a heavy BUMP !

No wonder Santa was such a grump !

Over the years, he'd put on a pound or two...

That his pants slipped i dont think was a surprise do you ?

Through the hole in his red and white pants...

You could see his spotty underpants !

Mrs Christmas went to fetch new underwear.....

And a needle and thread to stitch the tear...

But it was no good...didnt knit as it should...

He made sure there was firewood...

Then headed off as quick as he could !

"You'll have to be quick !" Rudolph said....

"To make it to the shops...get out of bed !"

Mrs Christmas replied...."Put on your boots!...

Check out Christmastown dinner suits !

You will need size 48

Hurry up Santa - or you' ll be late !"

First Santa parked his sleigh...

Bought a parking ticket for the whole day...

Then he bought a scarf and a bobble hat,

As well as one for the cat !

Pyjamas and a pair of socks...

A new shirt with polka dots !

Even a stripy tie to tie in knots

Santa liked a hundred, so he bought the lot !

The fairy wanted ballet shoes...

Santa wondered which ones to choose...

Soon his spree would be in the news...

The snowman wanted a new pair of gloves and trousers, too...

Santa bought a whole wardrobe with things new...

A woolly cardigan and a jumper in red...

The robin preferred the one in brown instead !

Santa's new suit was a real bargain...

Didn't cost as much as he had expected...

Santa hoped it would last longer than the other one....

But it wouldn't he suspected !!!

Thank Heavens for the *** superstore...

Said Santa when his red suit tore !