The Christmas Santa Bought Rudolph a Ford Pick up Truck

The Christmas Santa bought Rudolph a Ford pick up truck....

Santa got completely carried away...

As he headed away Christmas day...

Overnight in a sleeping bag he did stay !

Rudolph was complaining again....

"It was raining again - what a pain !"

He was straining, even with weight training,

To pull such a heavy load ... wasn't something mechanical allowed on the road ?

In the wet, the sleigh slipped...

The light came off and the paintwork

chipped !

As his suit wripped, Santa flipped !

Down into the valley he dipped....!!!

So off to the Ford dealer they skipped...

To buy a new van they nipped !

To Winsford in Cheshire along the M6 they tripped !

As Santa alighted, Ford were delighted...

And welcomed them in with open arms...

"If you need a new van, then Fords absolutely can !"

"Which one should I pick, to do a magic trick ?!", Santa asked the man...

He showed him one in green and one in blue,

But Santa said "The one in red and white would do !"

As Santa paid,

Rudolph looked at the one displayed,

Out in the sleigh with the presents Gerome stayed....

He had to get off, before they set off...

In the back of the pickup, they loaded the stuff !

As Santa gave the horn a very loud toot !

Gerome put the presents into the boot ...

All didn't fit in...

So he put some on the roof...

Rudolph kept them on sat up there with his hoof !

Santa turned the key and the pick up set off magically!!!

It zoomed through the air...and in first gear...

Presents were delivered by courier this year !