The Year Santa Googled Christmas

Christmas is such a hectic time of year,

That it's easy to forget what makes Christmas cheer...

A million things to remember...

Santa starts in mid - September...

Just to make sure,

He pinned a list to the door....

And checked on google to see if there were more...

He typed in the word...christmas

And hoped that he hadn't missed much...

Up popped ...

Jesus's birth first...

And 25th of December...

Up popped Santa Claus...

So much to remember...

Stocking socks...

Toiletry gift boxes,

Diamond rocks...

And curly locks...

Onto the Christmas day dinner...

And the turkey - always a winner...

Prawn cocktail and Christmas pud...

Hazlenut torte and Mississippi mud...

Rum punch and lots of sherry...

All helped to make Christmas merry...

Polish for his boots...

An ironing board for his suits...

Even a box of jellied fruits...

A new galaxy six...

Candy sticks...

A train set and a box of bricks...

The Christmas list went on and on...

Onto page one hundred and one...

By the time he'd googled, there were a billion and one..