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The Hungry Housefly Jets Off to London

The hungry housefly took a trip, Off to London he did zip…. Passing by Westminster bridge, He paused and munched on his first sandwich…...

The Alien Who Landed On Planet Zorg

An alien landed on the Planet Zorg. He tried to ask for directions to get to the restaurant - but no - one could understand him. The...

The Planet Zorg Is Made Of Cream Cheese ...

The Planet Zorg is made of cream cheese, with crater holes that astronaut mice scurry in and out of, if their whiskers aren't too big....

What Made the Planet Zorg Spin

What made the Planet Zorg spin was the gust of air that blew in from Venus ... except this particular day, when the wind blew from the...

TV On the Planet Zorg

Television on the Planet Zorg starts at three minutes past light years and goes on round the Planet clock in orbit. The television was...

Road Signs on the Planet Zorg

The road signs on planet Zorg are quite extra - terrestrially extra - ordinairy. Unlike the road signs on Planet Earth, which generally...

Schools on the Planet Zorg

School on the Planet Zorg are more like NASA launch pads. The baby astro mice arrive at school in space shuttles. Classes start at nine...

My Moon Buggy Has A Puncture

My moon buggy has a puncture," one of the astro mice complained to the visiting aliens on the Planet Zorg. It had crashed into a rocket,...

Life On Astro's Planet Zorg

Life on the Planet Zorg is completely topsy - turvy and upside - down. There is no time on the Planet Zorg - the day starts at night and...

The Astro Police

The Astro Police drive moon buggies. When astro mice telephone 999 calls, the astro police quickly get to the scene of the crime because...

Aliens In the Milky Way

The aliens decided to take a trip ... so off to Pluto they merrily skipped. They meant to land on Mars, but slipped ... they skirted...

Humbug

Hum - bug !!!! Say all the following words out loud. Which of the following make the sound "um" like a humming bug ? rumpus creature ...

The Zebra from Zanzibar

The zebra was looking for something to do, so he decided to go to the zoo. He bought a ticket from a friendly lady at the door who came...

The Vowel Owl

The vowel owl in Jack's beanstalk howled in vowels. "A - E - I - O" - from morning until night he loudly twit - twoo to the crow - then...

The Unicorn Who Went to University

The unicorn who lived beneath Jack's beanstalk wanted to go to university. He had heard they had such fun (although they enver got...

Tony the Pony

Jack's horse, Tony the Pony had knees that were knobbly and bony. Whenever he went galloping around the town, you could hear his clip -...

Peter the Cheetah Whose Car Wouldn't Start

When the heater broke in Peter the cheetah's car engine, he really was upset. Now, he had no way of getting to work ... and the tyres...

Natalie the Gnat

"Howzat ?" asked Natalie the gnat ... flapping her wings hard, before she landed flat on the cat where it sat on the mat. Natalie flapped...

Miss Knobby Knees

Add either "ne", "nee" or "Nea" to complete the words below - which is the correct one to use ? 1. I need a drink. 2. He proposed on...

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