The Most Magic Perfume The magic perfume was so magic that as soon as it was sprayed, clouds of sweet aroma sprayed all over everywhere. The magic perfume sprayed even the smelliest of feet sweet. The magic perfume was so magic that it made all bad smells disappear. The magic perfume sprays in the kitchen were the tastiest in the world. If you were hungry, clouds of the magic perfume sprayed at breakfast and the magic perfume smelt of fried bacon and eggs. If the kettle boiled, then the magic perfume had the scent of fresh tea. In the living room, there were always sweetly scented roses to match the rug. The magic perfume was so magic that when it was sprayed in a country field - suddenly the scent of fresh hay wafted everywhere. On the farm - no more cow dung ! No more pig stys ... the magic perfume sprayed and there was the sweet smell of daisies. In the garden, when the magic perfume was sprayed on the flowers, suddenly the sparrows were choking on the scent of roses. Magic perfume was sprayed in the oven and the tasty magic perfume bread made everyone's mouth water. But an evil witch one day got hold of the magic perfume bottle and before long, there was utter chaos ! The evil witch had no sense of smell whatsoever and because her glasses were so far on the end of her nose, she couldn't read spell recipes very well ... when she cast her magic perfume spell she got her right hand mixed up with her left ... the kettle continued to boil, but it boiled so well that it soon smelled of washing - up liquid ! Oooops ! The magic perfume sprays in the kitchen were suddenly all topsy - turvey ... the cakes smelt of custard and the sugar bowl smelled like biscuit barrel. Yum ! Yum ! The magic perfume that once had the scent of fresh tea, now smelled of tomato ketchup ! Her evil spell missed in the living room, too, where there were once sweetly scented roses to match the rug, the evil smell made the vacuum cleaner spray evil smells, like evil witches do, of frogs' legs and newts eyes, witchy swamps and cauldrons, too. The magic perfume was so dastardly unmagic in the evil witch's evil hands that when it was sprayed in a country field - suddenly the scent of fresh evil witch wafted everywhere. On the farm - cows started to smell of chickens and lambs smelt of donkeys ! When the magic perfume sprayed in the garden, the sweet smell of daisies disappeared. Roses started to smell like bluebells and daffodils started to smell of chrysanthemums, oranges smelled like lemons and apples smelled of pears. Magic.
© Jacqueline Richards 2005
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