The Christmas that Santa Spilled the Sherry at Kerry's

Just like each year, Santa drank a bottle of beer....

But his favourite tipple - to keep him merry,

Was, of course a glass of sherry !

No wondered Santa tottered so much,

He lost his balanced and his feet lost touch !

And he fell over, blaming the rug, as such !

By ten o' clock, they'd eaten every choc in the box,

They all started jiving to crocodile rock !

By Midnight, the party was in full swing...

Everyone was dancing and starting to sing....

By three, you see, everyone was sleeping in the living rom, lazily...

When Santa tripped over the kitchen broom and slipped upon a pea ....

At Kerry's house, there was a plate of mince pies,

But what happened next was even more of a surprise !

He fell in the bath with bubbles upto his eyes !

The plate smashed upon the floor,

Rudolph had made crumbs, now Santa made even more !

The fairy jumped up and broke a cup....

Santa went to get a mug instead,

And spilt all the milk on the bed !

The entire grotto was in a frenzy....

It wasn't even Christmas until next Wednesday !

As Santa tip-toed down the stairs, he tripped on a slipper lying there....

He asked whose it was - the gnomes said theirs !

He even wripped his suit so he had nothing to wear !

The glass of sherry left upon the table top,

Started to wobble and then to drop...

Witha very loud SPLAT ! It landed upon the mat....

There was a very large puddle left for the next day for the cat !