The Christmas that Santa Came to David's House

CRASH ! BANG ! WHALLOP ! WHAT WAS THAT ?!

It was Santa tripping over the cat !

The weather outside was cold and foggy,

So Santa hadn't seen the furry moggy !

His fur stood on end, his tail stuck up...

Everyone in David's house woke up !

The cat scratched Santa upon his hand,

Bit his bum, as he came in to land !

"OUCH !", Santa cried out in pain,

Jumping up more than the cat in disdain...

Quickly, the cat head out of the door,

Into the snowman, he skidded some more..

The cat screeched, leaving a trail of fur on the floor,

He wasn't the purring cat that David had come to adore....

Mrs Christmas chased him with a broom,

All over the living room...

The naughty cat then head outdoors,

where it arched it's back, upon all fours !

Mieouwing loudly to scare the mouse,

That was also running out of the house !

He put out a paw, caught it's tail with a claw,

Put the poor mouse in between his sharp jaw...

The cat's stomach rumbled and started to bellow,

But the mouse (who was a cheeky little fellow)....

Didn't feel much like being dinner today...

He bit the cat back, the ran away !