Willy the Walrus's Ticklish Nose

Atishoo ! Atishoo ! Willy sneezed....

All over his friend Wally, who wasn't at all pleased...

Willy the Walrus had a ticklish nose...

If he wiggles his whiskers - his ticklishness grows !

He tried rubbing it on his handkerchief...

His sneezing him caused him no end of grief !

Willy the Walrus sneezed some more....

And ended up with a nose red and sore

His friend Wally said to put on some cream,

Or even try munching a tasty ice - cream !

Perhaps a pill or two would do...

Wally reached in his pocket and pulled out a few

But his ticklishness simply grew and grew

He blew and a whole box of tissues he went through !

One after the other....three, four and another...

His sneezing was causing him no end of bother !

Willy rubbed his whiskers on the bark of a tree,

A leaf tickled his nose, again he sneezed endlessly !

Before he knew it, he'd blown six trees down

(Though Willy was still sneezing all over town !)