Wally and Willy the Walruses' Fishing Trip

On the days when lunch they often skipped,

Wally and Willy the Walruses for fishing tripped...

As into the icy water they slipped,

They always stripped and skinny dipped!

Willy's favourite was cheesy fish pie...

Wally thought it easy a cod to fry

They gathered up their rods and net,

And headed off into the ice and wet !

Along en route they met a polar bear,

Who complained about the penguins everywhere !

Wally bought a boat for hire,

Willy brought his hot oil fryer...

Soon they were munching paddock and chips,

Off the dockside they performed somersault flips !

The killer whales smiled in delight...

Though the sight of their teeth gave the Walruses quite a fright !

From the shore, they paddled some more....

Then into the rock pools they went explore

With a bucket bright red, they trawled the seabed...

And ended up with a pile of clams instead !

The muscles they collected tasted divine....especially with garlic, cream and wine !