The Magic Newspaper

The magic newspaper was so magic that it flew through the letterbox all by itself ... and reported tomorrow's news yesterday ... so magic, in fact, that when you read the crossword, the answers all magically appeared. The magic newspaper was so magic that it's pages turned all by itself ... so magic that the photographs were the most colourful in the world. The magic newspaper was so magic that you could see the future with horoscopes on page two ... on page three there were even better pictures than in some of the world's most famous art galleries. The magic newspaper was so magic that you didn't even need spectacles to read the small print. The magic newspaper was so magic that you could also read it upside down and back - to - front. The magic newspaper was so magic that in the sports pages, the football teams always won. So magic that the things for sale in the magic newspaper were always all free. Magic.

© Jacqueline Richards 2005