The Hole in Santa's Sack and the Christmas Santa Got a *** Bag

The hole in Santa's sack of carrots,

Was pecked quite big by Santa's parrots...

As he flew in through the door...

He found inside there were carrots galore...

The parrot was looking for bird seed,

And found a feast that was tasty indeed...

So many carrots they spilled to the floor...

So he tucked in, wanting more and more...

He pecked and picked and crunched a lot,

You wouldn't believe how many vitamins they'd got !

The parrot munched on a green carrot top,

He loved the taste and couldn't at all stop !

When Santa came and picked up the sack....three carrots fell out of the hole in the back...

Santa groaned as his back ached,

One dropped on the cat, who suddenly awaked !

Mrs Christmas baked a carrot cake...

Tastier than a twelve ounce rump steak !

So Santa bought a new Gucci bag,

In which to place the presents, a toy train and a flag...

A ball, a doll and a new spinning top,

Into the bag Santa began to drop....

So Santa quickly brought the sleigh...

And made a hasty getaway....

Now there was an air drop all Christmas day,

And the presents were delivered first class in a stylish GUCCI way, they say !