The Christmas that Santa's SATNAV Broke

The Christmas that Santa's SATNAV broke down....Santa ended up on the opposite side of town !

Just about on the roundabout,

Santa saw one of the wires was stuck out...

Go into reverse it said like a curse....because the way was forwards...and things got steadily worse!

Turn left, not right, it said ....all night,

Santa was quickly confused alright !

He followed the instructions and found the directions were wrong....he ended up in the library instead of at the grotto where he belonged...

On the corner by the shop...the sleigh carried on at the junction and didn't stop !!!

On his way, to meet his friend,

The SATNAV sent Santa around the bend...

It seemed like the road didn't end !

He needed a new SATNAV but didnt have money to spend...

So of Santa set to Currys PC World....he parked on the roof and and around the TV aeriel Rudolph's lead was twirled...

The Knowhow team fitted a new one quite quick...that showed Santa the way to Kwikfit quick...

He filled up with petrol, water and air...

His tyres were flat, so he brought a new pair !

Santa's new SATNAV was the bees knees, it's true, showing him the way,

Over the trees, the wind blew as he flew !