The Christmas that Santa Got His Presents on Gumtree

The Christmas Santa shopped on Gumtree,

He got more than a Christmas tree...

A Vauxhall hatchback...2013 deisel...

Some paintbrushes, a paintbox and a new painting easel...

Straighteners for Mrs Christmas's hair,

Suddenly there were presents everywhere !

A new Peugeot for when the sleigh got stuck in the snow...

Eventually Santa hoped it would go !

Some conference chairs, twin beds in pairs....

A new tyre - Santa needed some spares !

A laptop and cosmetics too, magic !

For the fairy really should do the trick !

Gumtree had a million and one,

Presents for absolutely everyone...

There even was a new baking tray....

For when Mrs christmas wanted to cook a bun...

A new pair of shoes,

A guitar to play Blues...

Santa could hardly see which one to choose !

But the greatest bargain of them all...

Was a lawnmower which Santa parked in the hall...

There were even six glasses for when he came to call !

A million gift boxes....for a million stocking socks....a billion books and even ten clocks !

Santa ticked his shopping list...to make sure that no-one was missed...

Christmas was going to be extra-ordinairy....

He put in some mistletoe to make sure he got kissed by the fairy !