The Christmas that Santa Got A New Dyson from Curry's PC World

The Christmas that Santa got a new dyson stuck in Santa's mind as one of the best Christmas's ever....

The old hoover was chucked....the new hoover sucked....out in the garden, all the gnomes ducked !!!

There wasn't a speck of dust in sight..

Not a flea or carpet mite !

But being magic, a miracle occurred,

As the dyson switched on and the moondust stirred!

The hoover sucked up all the pots and pans.....all the lemonade bottles and cocoa cola cans....

The living room rug....Santa's favourite mug....

Out in the bathroom...the washing sink plug !

With a WHOOSH !!! the cat disappeared....

SWOOSH !!! so did everything else the hoover neared...

It sucked all the baubles on the Christmas tree....when Santa looked, the hoover had plucked a star or three !

The cat headed off through the door....skidding across the hall floor !

Rudolph, who was munching on a carrot,

Saw that a feather was all that was left of the parrot...

A few crumbs of a mince pie,

Was all that was left over for the guy...

An empty sleigh with no presents left....

Meant Mrs Christmas was completely bereft !

On the roof....there was proof,

Of where Santa had trodden his hoof !

The dyson hoover left the grotto all cleaner

And Santa a ton lighter and so much leaner !