The Christmas that Santa Came to Noah's House
- jjacquir
- Jan 8, 2018
- 1 min read
The Christmas that Santa came to Noah's house,
Everyone played bingo and Noah won "HOUSE !!"
There were lots of funny looks,
When Santa arrived, crying "Two little ducks !!!"
Two fat ladies, eighty-eight....
They played bingo so long, it made Santa late !
On its own - number one....
There were presents for everyone !
Kelly's eye - the sleigh flew by.....
The North star shone bright in the sky !
The Christmas fairy cried out in glee...
I've got number twenty-three !
Gerome the gnome had a 'Danny la Rue'
Which in bingo lingo, to me and you...
Stands for number fifty- two !
Heinz varieties, fifty-seven....
Sent the elf to bingo heaven !!!
He got a line, then I got mine
All because Santa cried out "Number nine !"
The snowman was outside, picking up sticks....
When Santa called out number six !!!
But just before Mrs Christmas called "It's time for dinner !",
Noah became championship bingo winner !
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