Santa's Zumba Class & Slimming World Trip

"You're so fat !" Mrs Christmas declared...."& youre putting on weight!" really how she despaired....

Gerome the gnome agreed as such -

"Even your hairy knees you can't touch !"

"You're so big and your belly's so vast...

There's an eclipse of the Sun when you walk past !"

The Doctor said, "Get out of bed.....go to an exercise class instead !"

Getting out of his slumber,

First Santa tried zumba then a little bit of rumba...

But exercise didn't work at all...

His BMI was so high (it even made the Christmas tree look small !)

The robin agreed....Santa needed to diet....

"I've heard Slimming World is great to lose weight....you really should go and try it !"

So off Santa trot....to see what recipes they'd got...he looked in the freezer longingly for his hotpot...he had completely eaten the lot !

He parked his sleigh outside Alford hall...and shyly introduced himself to them all...

My name is Santa Claus he said...

The fella whose sleigh by a reindeer is lead....

Nowadays i find I keep getting stuck...

Because Mrs Christmas is such a good cook...

My favourite dessert is chocolate ice-cream....Black Forest gateau is at the heart of each dream...

"That's no good ! You're not eating as you should !" the friendly group leader said..."Of course she would - our group it could but put aside all thoughts of chocolate pud !"

After a month on a Slimming World plan, Santa Claus was a different man...

His trousers drooped...his coat was slack - the black belt he was wearing went twice round his back !"

Come Christmas day...he was a Gold Award winner...in fact Santa Claus was 20 inches thinner !!!

Slimmer of the Year, he won....

Trimmer with more cheer....less a ton !!!