Santa's Wowcher Christmas

Last Christmas, Santa had a cold....

All the presents in the shops had all been sold,

His last pound coin beneath the Christmas tree rolled...

But not to worry - Santa still hit gold !

He looked it up on the internet...

To see if Christmas could still be salvaged yet....

He found the great site called WOWCHER first,

He was so excited by the vouchers, he almost burst !

As he checked it out...Santa started to dance about...

The discounted prices hardly cost nowt!

What could be better for Mrs Christmas than a spa ?

Or an afternoon tea for which she wouldn't have to go far ?

Gerome the gnome wanted something for the home....

As well as a comb and shaving foam...

When it came to the Christmas fairy, Santa got stuck...

Although he thought long and hard without any luck....

Eventually after a browse on the site....

He found a recipe book,

Yes ! That would be just right !

For Rudolph the reindeeer, next he found,

A helicopter ride to get him ten feet off the ground !

A day with greyhounds at the races...

Tickets to go to all kinds of places !

The wowcher vouchers that he bought...

Gave the answers to all the questions he sought !

His shopping list was three pages long -

It took him ages to find where each name should belong !

But on wowcher for all the children of the world....

Santa found a present and off round the world he swirled !