Santa's Somerset Cider Christmas

Last Christmas, Mrs Christmas fancied a glass of cider,

So Santa called in to Somerset and sat down beside her....

In the corner of the sleigh, Santa spotted Harry the hairy spider,

Which tried to go into a mousehole, but unfortunately, it was wider !

Mrs Christmas jumped up in fright...And chased it away into the cold, dark night !

The spider head down the garden path...

Span a web somewhere near Bath....

Then hid inside Santa's sleigh - until Santa came for a hasty getaway...

Uphill and down dale...through the Mendip hills they set sail....

Making their way back to the North Pole,

Together they stopped off at Wookey Hole...

With a 20% discount when they booked on line... both arrived early (by half past nine !)

They took a tour of the model village and zoomed towards Clown Town...

Then flew around the wizard's play castle before heading back down...

At Wookey Hole, they met a dinosaur,

Whose teeth were sharp and whose feet stomped the floor !

Rudolph wondered if a thousand years ago,

There was just as much as today's ice and snow....

After a tasty picnic of Cheddar cheese,

Harry the spider asked if he could go to Glastonbury please ?!

Off they set (the fastest yet)...

Trying to find King Aurthur (but failing, I bet !)

The carnival spirit continued on...

When at the Christmas markets they spied everyone !

The Christmas fairy bought a Mulberry bag...

And Santa put on his sleigh a Union Jack flag !

Their Somerset Christmas was the best by far...

After a week at Hoseasons', following home the North star.