Santa's Sleigh the UFO

One Christmas, as Santa's sleigh was circling around Planet Mars,

Rudolph zoomed course, headed through the stars....

At one hundred miles per hour,

In fifth gear with super-power...

The sleigh, with Santa holding on tight,

Was easily confused with a meteorite....

That sparkled in the dark, in glistening starlight,

Even Rudolph's nose, didn't shine quite so bright....

The sleigh's exhaust let out a gush of steam,

Zooming across the galaxy stream.....

Through the Milky Way, a UFO on Christmas day,

Was reported heading towards their way.

The UFO didn't know which way to go,

Nor did it know how to go slow....

Like a rocket.....a supersonic aeroplane,

The sleigh skirted Earth and headed off again.

The fairy waved her magic wand....

To make the sleigh come into land....

By the Christmas tree, Santa parked up...

The headlamps fizzled instead of sparked up !!!

Santa turned the key to OFF,

Put the brakes on so it wouldn't roll off...

A little bit of magic moondust remained...

Left on the doorstep, Mrs Christmas complained....

That didn't disappear until it rained,

But with it a bit of universal magic they gained !

When the magic moondust sprinkled on the cat....the cat could talk - well ! How about THAT !