Santa's Christmas Trip to the *** Butcher's Shop

Santa fancied a change from turkey one year,

Perhaps a beef joint would meatier, I hear....

I could stop off at the *** butcher's shop....

Perhaps, I could pick up a tasty pork chop....

Gerome the gnome disagreed....

I'd rather have a chicken on which to feed...

It could be some chilli is what we need...

But that didn't seem very Christmasy indeed !

So off they all popped...

In *** they shopped...

There was a long queue and at the back they stopped !

A little further down the line,

Santa said "I want those lamb chops to be mine !"

I could eat two for dinner with wine...and ask the snowman with us to dine !

The sausages on the side looked rather nice and lean...

He thought of them in the frying pan - they were the tastiest ever seen !

How his mouth began to water...

Perhaps he should buy another two....for his hungry little daughter !