Ryan the Ridiculous Rhinoceros's Paddle in the Waterhole
- jjacquir
- Apr 26, 2018
- 1 min read
Every afternoon at three o clock,
Ryan the Ridiculous Rhinoceros stumbled off his rock....
In the heat of the Midday Sun,
He looked a tad over well done....
His skin was tort you see,
He was redder than he ought to be....
What Ryan really needed, he thought,
Was an iced, cold drink, so a juice he bought....
Or even, to cool down, a roll in the mud,
Perhaps would be an idea - if only he could !
A dip in the cool, cool water of the waterhole...
Would be ideal if he couldn't get to the North Pole !
So that's what Ryan did, into the waterhole he skidded,
As the other animals laughed and kidded.
Ryan paddled and splashed about....
His dirty feet were washed, no doubt !
Tiny fish nibbled his toes,
(He had 36 in total, I suppose !)
He even had a bathing ring....
That looked ridiculous on a rhino thing !
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