Having a dinosaur appetite
Reginald never settled for a half sized light bite....
Rather he decided to have a feast...
Just as you'd expect from a T Rex beast !
He looked at a million recipes,
Chose his favourite (with lots of cheese !)
He began cooking at half past nine,
By twelve o clock he'd drunk lots of wine !
To start, he tried a tart,
Then a steak and kidney pie....
Before long, dirty dishes were piled up high !
What do you think Reginalds favourite thing was to make?
Naturally a fifty ounce T bone steak !
He was looking for a dessert to end his dinner...
Perhaps a trifle would be a winner ?
He added salt and pepper to the pot,
Then ATISHOO ! - he quickly looked for the handkerchief he'd got !
When he sneezed, he knocked down three trees....
He ended up in pile of peas !
It wasn't long before his nose got stuck
In between the pages of his recipe book!
My word, how absurd,
A T Rex dinosaur covered in lemon curd!
Just around pages twenty five and six,
The T Rex started doing tricks !
Jumping up and down on the spot,
He caused an Earthquake and got covered in hot pot!
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