Kevin the Kangeroo's Handkerchief Thief

Kevin the kangeroo's handkerchief...was one time stolen by a thief...

Good grief ! Why anyone wanted it was beyond belief !

Perhaps he'd wanted Kevin's pocket watch...

Or even his wallet, he'd tried to snatch !

All he got was the snotty old rag...

And last month's edition of a mag from his bag...

Kevin the kangeroo jumped up in fright !

Being a world class jumper - that really was a height ! He held on tight, but the thief alight....with the crumpled up handkerchief and a can of sprite !

He hit his head upon the roof...

No wonder he felt quite a goof !

Now, he needed the handkerchief more than ever...

To bandage his wounds and see the nurse, so clever.....

He looked to see if he'd got a tissue, but he never....

In the breeze, he sneezed,

He spluttered and wheezed...

Kevin the kangeroo had to blow his nose...

On one of his shirt sleeves !

The next day, Kevin was walking down the street....

Guess what appeared ? Yes - the handkerchief was at his feet !

The thief must have dropped it on his hasty retreat...

It still had a few morsels in from the cake he liked to eat !

In fact, a trail of crumbs led the way...

Across the road to where the thief sleepily lay !

The villain was snoring without a care...

He didn't see the people stare,

Or notice the policeman who came by there...

"You're knicked !", the policeman shouted...

He'd been the culprit, nobody doubted,

And the law of the land had been flouted !

So the thief head off to jail...

Thieves usually get caught, they usually fail !