Kevin the Kangeroo and his Belly Button Piercing

If you were a kangeroo with an enormous pouch like Kevin...

You often find there are a million and one things that accidentally fell in...

It's amazing when you root about...

One time, he even found a trout !

Its a bit like a rucksack...or suitcase in fact...

All situated around his alimentary tract !

To stop all these useful things from falling out...

Kevin tried a ribbon, which he tied as he jumped about !

A safety pin...which he stuck in,

Left him with a sore finger at he stuck it in !

But still things clattered to the floor...

He couldn't stand it anymore !

A press stud or a needle and thread...

Perhaps was what was needed instead?

No....the circus master had a better idea...by far better looking

That he'd seen in the in his wife's apron, as she'd been cooking...

A belly ring...a silver piercing with a diamond ring

Was better than a zip or a piece of string

So Kevin booked an appointment at the tattoo shop...

He missed the bus so there had to hop...

He was so excited he almost didn't stop!

Up the High street, he bounced along...

Singing his favourite leaping song...

It was all done before very long ! Nothing went wrong..

And he showed his belly off to the throng !

Like a belly dancer from Hawaii island until his feet hurt,

He belly danced down the High street in a grass skirt ...!!!