Billy the Billy Goat's Farm

Billy the Billy Goat wanted to stay afloat,

So he bought a wonderful boat !

Trouble is, he saturated his furry coat...

When he leaned over and fell in the moat !

Billy the Billy Goat couldn't get dry

Although a towel and a hairdryer he did try ...

He put the switch onto hot ...

But it blew cool and didn't hit the right spot !

On Billy's farm all was calm........the bees did

But Billy needed a blanket to keep him warm ...

He dripped in a puddle upon the barn floor

Soaked the hens heading off through the barn door !

He shivered and shook ...

Wetting the duck...

He wanted to get dry, but he wasn't having much luck !

So he stood on top of a tree,

In a North - Westerly wind that blew hastily ....

The breeze made him sneeze ...

It blew his wig to his knees !

It tickled and he wriggled as if he had fleas !

Billy the Billy Goat jumped up and down,

Trying to get warm but he felt like a clown !

He ended up on the other side of town !

He fell in a heap, in mud three inches deep,

He tried to leap out but it was too steep!

So Billy the Billy Goat gruff wallowed in the muddy stuff...

Until after an hour he'd had enough ...

And headed off for a drink at the trough!